GQ ruffled the feathers of Michelle Obama fans yesterday by naming the first lady to its list of "25 Least Influential People Alive," but her influence looms large in the nation's school cafeterias. Voters turned out in force to demand a second helping of Barack Obama, but Michelle's signature effort, the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, has left a lot of hungry kids hoping for a change back to larger lunches.
But big daddy governmentr *knows* what's good for you. Government is *all* we have in common, dintcha know? *Obey* your government and your teachers. *Praise* dear leader, the teacher and the school.